Law of Fatal Attraction

skarchomp: scotchtapeofficial: skarchomp: if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:31:14 -0400

scotchtapeofficial:

skarchomp:

if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official nintendo image of their wedding

BOY YALL SURE ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS HUH

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:29:04 -0400

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:34:44 -0400

shmirtzendoof: doofenshmirtz: and THAT is why i don’t trust flight attendants and their...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:31:53 -0400

shmirtzendoof:

doofenshmirtz: and THAT is why i don’t trust flight attendants and their anti-chocolate-milk-serving ways

perry the platypus:

duelbot:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:27:13 -0400

duelbot:

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:25:44 -0400

manabitamami: spanish language commentators whenever someone scores a goal

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:05:15 -0400

manabitamami:

spanish language commentators whenever someone scores a goal

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag: I’m so despacito I’m literally going on...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:04:36 -0400

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:

rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag:

I’m so despacito I’m literally going on omegle for friends

my phone autocorrected desperate to despacito I love this timeline

Undeveloped/Immature Signs

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:39:28 -0400

ariesdrift:

Aries: unhealthily competitive and aggressive, braggy, dishes out drama and criticism constantly but can’t take it, less goal-oriented and more sensation seeking (looks for quick thrills), brash, childish, fickle with opinions until someone challenges it, at which point they often stubbornly defend it without thinking, says things they often literally don’t mean and hurts everyone involved
Taurus: overly indulgent with money, food, material objects, holds onto anything of possible sentiment even if it were healthier to dispose of it (letters, clothes, journals, texts, etc), highly dependent on others for emotional support, unyielding and stubborn
Gemini: liiiiars (sometimes even on accident, as a reflex), focused on surface value, absorbs the personalities of those around them, uses charm and charisma as a more strictly manipulative means, feels isolated even when surrounded by dozens of acquaintances and friends, easily anxious
Cancer: inserts themselves into difficult situations in hopes of helping or playing hero but does not know how to balance or distinguish between others’ emotions and their own, overprotective and easily jealous, takes small, even meaningless gestures personally and seriously
Leo: doesn’t keep secrets but actively seeks them out (+ drama seeking), when ego is bruised will compensate with erratic, attention-seeking and selfish behavior, unforgiving and impatient, intolerant of everyone’s flaws, including their own
Virgo: what can be viewed to outsiders as organized is more obsessive internally, attempts to control/manipulate others, overly-focused on bodily appearance, highly critical of both themselves and others, chooses false ideals of perfection over reason or emotion
Libra: indecisive to the point where there will likely be no decision made at all, changes opinions and personality for others often unconsciously, leaving them confused as to who they actually are, self-pitying and sympathy seeking, like aries says things they don’t mean but does so on purpose (ex: apologizing to gain favor but not meaning it)
Scorpio: possessive and jealous to the point that it infringes upon normal boundaries, vengeful and victim-playing, holds grudges and pushes remorse to the back of their heads, moody and easily wounded even if there’s a refusal to acknowledge the hurt
Sagittarius: tactless and rude, will let anything slip like aries but often just genuinely means it, focused on thrills and adventure over substance and experience, easily frustrated with present circumstances and gets absorbed in thinking of possible future scenarios
Capricorn: cold, distant, and demanding (of themselves and others), a more noticeable division between their social and individual persona, excess energy and drive gets put into more self-indulgent habits that ultimately leave them confused and more empty
Aquarius: barely ever thinking in the present, often does not want to hear genuine advice but still asks for it, wishes to maintain people at a distance but expects to receive recognition and reassurance, often rebels against things and people without distinguishable reason
Pisces: completely uncommunicative and, purposefully or not, often incapable of listening due to being swamped in own thoughts and emotions, has difficulty establishing boundaries, unhealthy fluctuating sleep schedule, mistakes small glimpses of affection for intimacy

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:09:29 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:34:55 -0400

salty-sapphire: gemkids: bismuth: NEW PROMO...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 12:30:57 -0400

salty-sapphire:

gemkids:

bismuth:

NEW PROMO AHHHHH

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE DIAMONDS ARE FINALLY

DOING THINGS

Loves😊It's😍Cancer season!!🌚💧

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:49:25 -0400

mercury7th:

Go👈Hug Someone🔥🤗💘💖💗💕💙💚Fly to the moon🌝🌚💫And cry💧😫Listen to your favorite emotional😪Songssss🎤🎼be emotionally unstable🎭👌😩Mood swings all the way😉but most importantly😮😮😮feel bad for urself☝️👀💅it’s their fault🙄❤️

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:37:36 -0400

lesbriian: this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:36:38 -0400

lesbriian:

this is so sad alexa play everytime we touch

z33nz33n:What time is it?

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:16:00 -0400

z33nz33n:

What time is it?

validmogai:Dumbass pride flag!

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 01:10:14 -0400

validmogai:

Dumbass pride flag!

figdays:“Star” Glasses // Animalhairstuff

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:24:39 -0400

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figdays:

“Star” Glasses // Animalhairstuff

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:20:08 -0400

stimmystuffs: if you misgender a trans person just. say sorry, correct yourself and move on. please...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 00:18:23 -0400

stimmystuffs:

if you misgender a trans person just. say sorry, correct yourself and move on. please dont make a huge production out of it its super uncomfortable for everyone involved